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Ducks!

Three men die and go up to heaven. When they get there God says "You can do anything you want. But if you step on a duck there will be consequences." The first man goes on a walk. When he comes home he has a ugly girl with him. The other two asked him what happened. He replied "I stepped on a duck." The next day another man went for a walk. He also came home with a very ugly girl. When asked what happened, he replied "I stepped on a duck." The next day the other man went on a walk. He came home with a very pretty girl. The other two asked what happened. Before he could reply the girl said "I stepped on a duck!"


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