The duck and the corn One day this duck walks in to a bank. It walks up to the guy at the counter and asks, "Do you have any corn here?" The guy at the counter answers "No, we don't have any corn here." So the duck turns around and walks back out again.
The next day, the duck walks back in to the bank, walks up to the guy at the counter, and asks, "Do you have any corn here?" The guy at the counter answers, "No, we don't have any corn here." So once again, the duck turns around and walks back out again.
Anyway, the duck keeps on repeating this for several days. However, one particular day, about six days later, the duck walks in to the bank, up to the guy at the counter (it is always the same guy, by the way) and asks, "Do you have any corn here?" The guy at the counter answers "No, we don't have any corn here, and if you come in here and asks me that one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to the counter."
The next day, the duck walks back in to the bank, up to the guy at the counter, and asks, "Do you have any nails here?" The guy answers "No, we don't."
"Well in that case", said the duck, "Do you have any corn?"
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