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The owner of a bar

The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

''What do you want?'' asks the owner.

''I want a beer,'' says the snail.

''First of all, we're closed, and second of all, we don't serve snails. So go away!''

The snail begs and pleads for a beer. The owner finally gets fed up, kicks the snail, and slams the door.

ONE YEAR LATER....

The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens the door and there's a snail sitting on the doorstep.

''What'd you do that for?'' asks the snail.
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