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Saskatchewan Computer Terms Log on -- Make the wood stove hotter
Log off -- Don't add no more wood
Monitor -- Keep an eye on that wood stove
Download -- Getting the firewood off the truck
Floppy disk -- What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Ram -- The thing that splits the firewood
Hard drive -- Getting home in the winter
Prompt -- What the mail ain't in the winter
Window -- What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen -- What to shut in black fly season
Byte -- What the black flies do
Bit -- What the black flies did
Mega Byte -- What the BIG black flies do chip Munchies for TV
Micro Chip -- What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem -- What you did to the hay fields
Dot matrix -- Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap top -- Where the kitty sleeps
Software -- The dumb plastic knives & forks they give you at McDonalds
Hardware -- The real stainless steel cutlery.
Mouse -- What eats grain in the barn
Main frame -- What holds the barn up
Enter -- City talk for - "come on in, eh?"
Web -- What a spider makes
Web -- Site The barn or the attic
Cursor -- Someone who swears
Search Engine -- What you do when the car dies
Screen Saver -- A repair kit for the torn window screen
Home Page -- A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the field.
Upgrade -- Steep hill.
Server -- The person at the ABC that brings the food.
Mail Server -- The guy at the ABC that brings the food.
MSDOS -- Some new disease they discovered.
Sound Card -- One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.
User -- The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.
Browser -- What they call you when your eye brows grow together.
Network -- When you have to repair your fishing net.
Internet -- Complicated fish net repair method.
Netscape -- When a fish maneuvers out of reach.
Online -- When you get the laundry hung out on the washline.
Offline -- The clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground.
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