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Definately

the teacher says to the class that she wants a sentence with the word "definately" in it so little sam says
"the sky is definately blue miss".
the teacher replies
"no sam its not because there are white clouds sometimes".
next tommy says
"the grass is always green miss".
the teacher replies
"no tommy because sometimes it is brown when it dies"
then at the back of the class billy says
" is a fart lumpy miss".
"no billy why?" the teacher replies.
" in that case then have definately shit myself then miss".


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