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Director of homeland security Since the Taliban and many Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it
a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, next Saturday
afternoon at 2:00 PM Eastern time, all North American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in fron of their house
to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless America!
Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
terrorists hiding in YOUR neighborhood!!
Sincerely...
DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY | | | | | |
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