Transplants At a surgeons convention:
An Israeli surgeon says, " In my country our science is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one person, put it in to another and he can be looking for work in 6 weeks".
A German surgeon says, "That's nothing. In my country we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and he can be looking for work in four weeks".
A Russian surgeon, not to be outdone says, THat is nothing, in Russia we can take half a heart from one person and put it into another and in a month they can both be out looking for work".
Finally the American surgeon can't stand it and chimes in, " Hell, in my contry we are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and in 2 days half the country will be looking for work". | |
