The Blonde and The Shepherd A blonde was out driving in the country one day, on her way home from the hairstylist, where she had just had her blonde locks dyed a deep auburn color.
Eventually she came upon a flock of sheep being guided across the road by a shepherd.
Realizing it would take awhile for them to cross, she got out to stretch.
As she watched, the shepherd stopped to say hello. "Hello," she said, "Oh, how cute they are! Oh please mister shepherd, if I guess how many there are, can I pick one of them out and take him home?"
The shepherd laughed and, believing it was a safe bet, said "Why, sure! You go right ahead Missie."
The girl took a long look at the flock, tapped her fingernail on her teeth, and said "Four hundred thirty-two!"
She was right on the money.
"That's amazing!" exclaimed the shepherd, and told her to pick out her sheep.
She walked over to the flock, looked them over, and picked one she thought was particularly cute and friendly. "This one." she said with a smile, and, thanking the shepherd, began walking back to her car.
"Ahh, Miss," said the shepherd, "how about another bet?"
"Of course," replied the girl.
"OK, how about this: If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?" | |
