Bus Driver One day a bus driver picked up a little blonde girl
She instanty sat down behind the bus driver, and started saying
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom a cow, i'd be a baby cow." then, "if my dad was a man elephant, and my mom a girl elephant, i'd be a baby elephant!"
She went on like this using different animals for a few hours, until the driver couldn't take it anymore, and yelled at her,
"What if your dad was gay, and your mom a prostitute?"
The blonde girl simply said,
"Then i'd be a bus driver." | |
