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Texas Fly Their was a blond standing at a bus stop She was wearing a tight black leather skirt, shirt, jacket, and black gogo boots.
The bus pulls up.
The blond pays for the ride and goes to get on the bus but discovers that her skirt is to tight and Her foot cannt reach the first step.
The blond is extreamly embarassed so she smiles shyly at the driver and reaches behind her and unzips her fly a little bit hopeing it would give her enough room to move.
The blond trys without success to reach the first step. So the blond reaches behind her and unzips her fly a little more.
This happens three more times.
Than the male texan behind her picks her up and places her on the first step,
The Blond is furious. "How dare you. I don't even know you. I never gave you permission to touch my body."
"Well I'm sorry Miss. But I thoughts we was friends since you kept unzippian my fly." | | | | | |
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