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Drunk

A man in a bar was really drunk and decided it was time to go home. his house was conveniently located across the street and he said to himself only a few steps and i'm home. he got up and walked a few steps and "BANG"hit the ground. he got up and walked a few steps and "BANG"" he hit the ground.this pattern continued and the man kept saying"all i have to do is walk across the street and i'm hom."so he got up walked a few steps and "BANG"hit the ground. this continued until he was in his bed. the next morning his wife came in and asked"were you at the bar last night?" the man replyed "no"and then the wife asked "well why is your wheelchair over there?"


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