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Three rats

Three rats at the bar are boozing and caring on about who the badest rat is.the first rat says "im so bad,i ate a box of poison before i came to the bar:!!
second rat says "thats nothing,i got my tail caught in a trap,had to knaw it off to get on over to the bar".
third rat stands up and puts his coat on and the first two ask where he is going?
"home to screw the cat" he replies.
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