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E.T. E.T. walks in to a bar. He sits down and orders five beers, he finishes them quickly enough and orders another two, he finishes them even more quickly. Then he walks to the other end of the bar, puts his mouth into a man's beer and makes the most perculiar noise which sounded like he was going bababababa. The man looks at him in disbeleif and then caries on drinking his beer. E.T. goes back to his seat and orders another seven beers, he gulps all of them down and again walks down to the other end of the bar to the same man again and goes bababababa in the mans beer. This time the man gets anoyed and says to E.T, " Look here you freak, if you do that again there is going to be trouble!"
"O.K." says E.T., and walks down to his seat again and orders another ten beers. After he has finished them, he walks down to the same man again an goes bababababa in his beer. Now the man is really anoyed, he says "I you do that again I am oing to rip your ears off!"
"I dont have any ears" says E.T.
"Well" says the man "if you do that again I am going to rip your tits of!"
"I dont have any tits" says E.T.
"Fine then" says the man "if you do that again I will rip your dick off!"
"I dont have a dick" says E.T.
"What" says the man "how do you have a piss then?"
E.T. goes "bababababa"
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